My name is Christian. I'm a Software Engineer currently working at Prism Data in NYC. If you're a Very Serious Person™ you can take a look at my experience. Otherwise, to the right you will find a picture of me smiling. If you hover, you can watch me experience the full range of human emotion as expressible through :emojis:. At the top right corner of the page you will find 4 colorful squares; clicking them will change the theme of the website. I'd encourage you do so, if only for the dopamine hit